Minky Blanket — "CUNT CODED" Bold Pink Throw for Programmers & Sass Lovers

This plush, boldly colored throw wraps you in a confident, unapologetic vibe. Light and velvety to the touch, it layers easily over a couch, draped across a chair, or folded at the foot of a bed. The saturated magenta background and stark, vertical lettering create a statement piece that reads like personal armor — something you pull around your shoulders during late-night coding sprints, creative bursts, or when you want your space to reflect a fierce, humorous edge. The one-sided print keeps the design clean and vivid while the sewn flat edges hold shape through regular use.

Made for someone who programs, designs, or hustles with attitude, this blanket adds color and personality to work-from-home setups, studio corners, and cozy reading nooks. It wants to be part of ritual moments: debugging at 2 AM with a mug beside you, celebrating a finally-fixed bug, or gifting a wink to a friend who understands coder culture and sharp humor.

Product features
- 100% polyester plush that’s soft, lightweight, and quick-drying
- Vivid, high-definition one-sided print with bright magenta tones
- Flat folded sewn edges for durability and clean finish
- Available in three sizes to fit couches, beds, or laps
- Pre-constructed printing may yield slight asymmetry between items

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat